The Scottish hell fire preacher climbed up into his pulpit to give his congregation their weekly seeing to.
“When ye’re all doon there” he roared, "with the fearsome fires a-lickin’ and a-searin’ at yer sinful bodies, ye’ll look up an’ ye'll say ‘Oh Lairrd, we didna ken, we didna ken."
"An’ the Lairrd, in his infinite Mairrcy, ‘ll look doon on yer an’ say ‘Well, ye ken noo.’”
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